Disgusting Nose Breathers

Breathing.

We all have to do it sometime or another.

But don't we all hate it when the room is completely silent and you hear one little disgusting breathing noise? Maybe some snottage going on.. or a shrilly whistle. Or maybe the guilty one just has a disgusting breathing sound. I have met some disgusting breathers. And it gives me chills to recall our precious moments together alone, in a quiet environment.

Or what about when they sit really close to you? Or when it is incorporated into their talking voice? These are just some sad situations. Good luck on life to all you disgusting breathers. If you are one: figure it out. Maybe you need some decongestant? Or to blow your nose more often?
I don't know. But when you do figure it out, share it with all the other disgusting nose breathers in this world. Then we can all live in quiet environment peace.

-S